I was searching for lyrics and found this site with misreaad lyrics:
Sandpipers', "Guantanamera"
Misheard Lyrics:
One ton of Maalox, I need-a one ton of Maalox.
Correct Lyrics:
Guantanamera, guajira guantanamera.
Belle Stars', "Iko Iko"
Misheard Lyrics:
J***in' off in an egg.
Correct Lyrics:
Jockamo fina anane
Yeah Yeah Yeahs', "Bang"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a fox on you, sir.
Correct Lyrics:
As a f***, son, you suck.
Queen's, "Keep Yourself Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Go little n*****.
Correct Lyrics:
Grow a little bigger.
Steve Miller Band's, "Jet Airliner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Funky chicks goin' down in the city.
Correct Lyrics:
Funky kicks goin' down in the city.
Dire Straits', "Money For Nothing"
Misheard Lyrics:
History
Correct Lyrics:
Chicks for free
The Police's, "Every Breath You Take"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I pour out eggs.
Correct Lyrics:
How my poor heart aches.
Foo Fighters', "Learn To Fly"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I'm dying of massive impatience.
Correct Lyrics:
I think I'm done nursing the patience.
Tevin Campbell's, "Good Bye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You didn't need my love
I think that you're gay
Good-bye, good-bye!
Correct Lyrics:
You didn't need my love
I think that's your game
Good-bye, good-bye!
Good Charlotte's, "Seasons"
Misheard Lyrics:
The cellopane is everywhere.
Correct Lyrics:
The smell of fall is everywhere.
The Cooper Temple Clause's, "Who Needs Enemies?"
Misheard Lyrics:
A killer T-shirt is all you'll ever need.
Correct Lyrics:
A killer key change is all you'll ever need.
The Beatles', "Eight Days A Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey hey, Louise!
Correct Lyrics:
Eight days a week
Tool's, "Aenema"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fret for your herpes.
Correct Lyrics:
Fret for your hairpiece.
The Murmaids', "Popsicles & Icicles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bright stars, man, get Tarzan.
Correct Lyrics:
Bright stars and guitars and...
