I've figured out an equasion for looking like a stoner
Add together
If your clothes are wrinkled add 1
How many days you've gone without shaving
Baggy clothes add 3
You're holding a smoke add 3
You talk in a slurred nasal voice add 10
Your hair is unkempt add 5
You have red half closed eyes add 5
You've got headphones on add 1
You stare off into space add 5
You ask what day it is add 10
I dont really look like a typical smoker when I go out, but if I'm bumming around the house you can guarantee I havent shaved and my clothes are bummy. I try to look half decent when I venture out into the world. I will usually put some decent clothes on and possibly even shave. I only slur my speech and talk in a nasal monotone voice when I am purposly trying to seem uninterested, like when I talk to salespeople or weirdos on the street.
I usually do know what day of the week it is.