Yeah, how could you forget DdC posts!!
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A good grower/smoker friend, once in a fit of madness, decided to enroll (voluntarily) in a drug rehab programme

At the first meeting he was asked how much he smoked, to which he replied, 10 joints a day. They started calling him a liar, because in their opinion, more than 3 joints a week is considered chronic use. While he didn't think 10 J's a day was excessive, he was totally off their scale, they really didn't believe someone could smoke that much, and after being called a liar several times, he left.