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Old 03-06-2005, 01:10 PM   #20 (permalink)
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i think i'm going to make myself a steak for dinner


all this talk of farts has ravished me
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Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait".

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.

I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.

I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.

I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time.
- Mitch Hedberg

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