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My last day at work a woman slips on a bag of spilled rice...right after I punched a sweep. Could have ended in me being fired if they got sued...
Also last day, woman gets caught shoplifting, they called the cops since it aws over 20 dollars stolen. Anyways, I was sitting in the break room with the 2 rent-a-cops (ones a fucking retard) and 1 real cop. I was like "is she supposed to be handcuffed" because she had her hands behind her back like she was but I saw her move her hand to scratch her face...so they looked at her and saw the handcuffs on the chair next to her, so the cop is like "turn around now" and he handcuffs her and searched her, and he found an knife in her pocket...and the one smart security guard was like MAN YOU COULD HAVE GOT US KILLED THIS IS BAD MAN!!! because the other one cuffed her...he couldn't do it right...he also doesn't chase after shoplifters when he sees them run out of the store...anyways later on like 4 more squad cars pull up and 4 more cops go in and escort her out, because she freaked out and bit the cop and the smart security guard. I'm glad she didn't have the knife then...
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Originally Posted by Rick Cook
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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no seriously, why didnt you say it was a backy pipe?
what cop is gunna go through thr truble to test it?
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