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Originally Posted by Shai-hulud
2 questions.
What are grits?
How do they know you want a sprite instead of a coke?
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Grits are for rebel taste buds only. Any other will fail to comprehend the sanctity, yet overt simplicity, of grits
Simple. White Southern Males do not order sprite unless they are, in fact, homosexual. Sprite is for black urban males and mid-life females. That's pretty much it. You either order a "co-coler" or "sweet tea." That's pretty much all the options there are.
I was born in the dirty dirty and lived in NY a good part of my life, too. Personally, I think this entire country sucks regardless of where you live. I'd much rather be in an enlightened EU country than this benjaminocracy.
I definitely hate ignorance tho, and I think people should shut their mouths until they've actually lived somewhere before they form an opinion on it which is probably misinformed and haughty. That being said, there are three American cities that I will never, ever, be caught dead in because of past experiences: Cleveland, Richmond, and Newark. Other than that, America's alright with me.
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