ive lived in north carolina all my life, so i think i can say im a true southerner, and
a) grits are like Polenta...yall know what polenta is? or cream of wheat? its like that but not sweet. its made of hominy, like cracked corn. you gotta load em down with butter, salt and pepper, and cheese. theres nothin like cheese grits
b) it doesnt matter where youre from, theres gonna be stupid people. here, there just happens to be more, why, i dont know, when yall find out, let me know.
and finally
c) Southern girls are the best in the world, and if you dont know, you better find out