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whereever you're going, whatever you're doing, hope you have fun and shit goes your way
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you're all a bunch of fucks
Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait".
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that.
I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me.
I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit.
I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time.
- Mitch Hedberg
nipples?
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