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ways to avoid ass whippings when you visit the north:
dont even use the word yank, or yankee, because you will sound like a jackass yokel who got stuck in the 1890s.
dont talk about grits. we know you rednecks love grits. we also know that they taste like greasy slop. biscuits are allowed. gravy on biscuits, while strange, is perfectly allowable.
thats only two rules, but its all you need to know. truth is we "yanks" are a lot more accepting than you guys i guess.
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