This morning sucks. I got really high last night, stayed up until 1:30am eating corn puffs and watching The Simpsons. Not a good idea when you have a kid who wakes up at 7am.
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I'm so good at masturbation, I don't even need sex anymore

- The Rev
The world will look up and shout "SAVE US!" and I'll look down and whisper, "No..."