Originally Posted by Flamingnun

Does this involve fluffy kittens?

no?

Stfu.

Originally Posted by slunt

Think of Yahookans as feral street children.
Someone offers out a hand with help, but their animal instincts ask Why?, What's the catch? Am I going to end up holding on to my ankles again?
If there are no hooks attached they will follow you around in groups and beat up people who look at you funny.