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more futurama quotes:
FRY: Hey, you have no right to criticize the twentieth century! We gave the world the light bulb, the steam boat and the cotton gin.
LEELA: Those things are all from the nineteenth century.
FRY: Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.
BENDER (dreaming): Kill all the humans, kill all the humans, must kill all the humans.
FRY: Bender, wake up.
BENDER: I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it.
(after getting kicked out of a theme park)
BENDER: Forget your stupid theme park! I'm gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the theme park!
LEELA: Didn't you have ads in the twentieth century?
FRY: Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio... and in magazines... and movies, and at ballgames, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written in the sky. But not in dreams, no sirree.
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"Just think, right now, all over the world there are people excercising bad judgment. Somebody, right this minute, is probably making the mistake of his life."
"Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with."
"I made a bargain with the devil: I would get to be famous, and he would get to fuck my sister."
All quotes by George Carlin (RIP)
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