I squashed my dog again last night.. hes a little yorkie dog and he always jumps in my bed when I'm asleep then i roll on top of him and he yelps really loud scaring the shit out of me.. its kinda like a middle of the night alrm so i can get stoned in the middle of the night like I love to do.
on a lighter note: I'm hung like a church mouse and ready to squeek
