Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

I'm not offended. The tone of the site doesn't seem completely serious.

However, if you're buying into it this much I'm willing to bet something bad happened to you when you were young or your mother/sister is enough of an atrocity to prompt you to create this thread.

Or you can only get attention from loathsome skeetbags

whichever the case, better luck if there's a next time.