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jesus · 10-08-2007, 01:31 AM

goddamn reading this thread has made me so depressed

you people are so fucking stupid

no, the suregel doesn't do a goddamn thing except make you spend money and look like a jackass on the internet. THE KEY IS THE WATER RETARDS.

also, if you start popping vitamin B and your piss is neon yellow, they will obviously know that you are up to something. YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY PILLS, INCLUDING VITAMINS.

if you're stupid enough to drink bleach, i sincerely hope you die, or at the very least become sterile so your genes won't further pollute the pool.

IF YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST DRINKING LIQUIDS, THEY WILL SUSPECT SOMETHING AND MAKE YOU DO ANOTHER ONE AND SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH FUCKING WATER.

on the other hand, if you just drink a lot of liquids and they say boo, just tell them that you're on the cross country team and have to drink a lot of water, or if you don't drink enough water you get crippling headaches. i dunno, make something up that is at least plausible.

goddamn

10-08-2007, 01:31 AM	#160 (permalink)
jesus king of the jews Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wedged between two fat people fucking Posts: 6,565 Thanks: 0 Thanked 4 Times in 2 Posts	goddamn reading this thread has made me so depressed you people are so fucking stupid no, the suregel doesn't do a goddamn thing except make you spend money and look like a jackass on the internet. THE KEY IS THE WATER RETARDS. also, if you start popping vitamin B and your piss is neon yellow, they will obviously know that you are up to something. YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY PILLS, INCLUDING VITAMINS. if you're stupid enough to drink bleach, i sincerely hope you die, or at the very least become sterile so your genes won't further pollute the pool. IF YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST DRINKING LIQUIDS, THEY WILL SUSPECT SOMETHING AND MAKE YOU DO ANOTHER ONE AND SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH FUCKING WATER. on the other hand, if you just drink a lot of liquids and they say boo, just tell them that you're on the cross country team and have to drink a lot of water, or if you don't drink enough water you get crippling headaches. i dunno, make something up that is at least plausible. goddamn __________________ you're all a bunch of fucks Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait". I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that. I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me. I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit. I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time. - Mitch Hedberg nipples?