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freshley snipes · 01-23-2008, 01:23 PM

I was really worried about my UA for my new job.. I mean, if I didn't get it I'd be evicted and hungry! haha. I was a running a bar, managing and bartending for about 2 years.. smoked everyday.. atleast a couple bowls during the day before training (muay thai around 1pm, and bjj later around 5).. then go to work, get out at 3am. smoke a 1 gram blunt with the boys or lady friend.. pass out, do it again the next day. I know.. livin the good life haha...
Due to some issues with the city and surrounding residents we were forced to close the bar down.. ever since I was scouring the city for a new bar job... no dice, everybody is staffed up and don't give a shit about my credentials. Luckily I had a couple homies working for a huge beer distributer whom I met through the bar.. I go and talk to them and a week later I'm called for an impromptu urine analysis!!! holy shit

I told them I had a prior engagement and rescheduled for 3 days later... Now, I teach muay thai and boxing at a local mma club, and also train 6 days a week as well.. so I'm pretty active, I hang out about %15-%18 bodyfat, 6 foot, 195.. so I'm in pretty good shape.. I stopped smoking for 11 days all together..
the day before, about 12 hours out I began drinking water, slowly made my way through a gallon.. then a 32 oz gatorade.. then sipped water til about 6 am (I'm a night owl).. then took a nap (I planned on just an hour and a half or so.. BUT OVERSLEPT!!) I thought for sure that I fucked myself when I woke up to see 9:30 on the clock.. I only had 1 hour to get pissin again..
I chugged another 32oz gatorade and 4 20oz glasses of water.. then drank a 16oz can of ROCKSTAR energy drink on the way up there.. I think I must have pissed 5 times before I got there... then they made me wait another 30 minutes to piss when I arrived, I thought I was gonna explode!! haha

3 days later, I get the call, UA came up clean and I start this weekend!! can't wait to start workin again.. but most of all, cant wait to spark that

haha, thanks to everyone who contributed to this post, ITS GREATLY APPRECIATED!!

01-23-2008, 01:23 PM	#167 (permalink)
freshley snipes YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	well, it definitely works... I was really worried about my UA for my new job.. I mean, if I didn't get it I'd be evicted and hungry! haha. I was a running a bar, managing and bartending for about 2 years.. smoked everyday.. atleast a couple bowls during the day before training (muay thai around 1pm, and bjj later around 5).. then go to work, get out at 3am. smoke a 1 gram blunt with the boys or lady friend.. pass out, do it again the next day. I know.. livin the good life haha... Due to some issues with the city and surrounding residents we were forced to close the bar down.. ever since I was scouring the city for a new bar job... no dice, everybody is staffed up and don't give a shit about my credentials. Luckily I had a couple homies working for a huge beer distributer whom I met through the bar.. I go and talk to them and a week later I'm called for an impromptu urine analysis!!! holy shit I told them I had a prior engagement and rescheduled for 3 days later... Now, I teach muay thai and boxing at a local mma club, and also train 6 days a week as well.. so I'm pretty active, I hang out about %15-%18 bodyfat, 6 foot, 195.. so I'm in pretty good shape.. I stopped smoking for 11 days all together.. the day before, about 12 hours out I began drinking water, slowly made my way through a gallon.. then a 32 oz gatorade.. then sipped water til about 6 am (I'm a night owl).. then took a nap (I planned on just an hour and a half or so.. BUT OVERSLEPT!!) I thought for sure that I fucked myself when I woke up to see 9:30 on the clock.. I only had 1 hour to get pissin again.. I chugged another 32oz gatorade and 4 20oz glasses of water.. then drank a 16oz can of ROCKSTAR energy drink on the way up there.. I think I must have pissed 5 times before I got there... then they made me wait another 30 minutes to piss when I arrived, I thought I was gonna explode!! haha 3 days later, I get the call, UA came up clean and I start this weekend!! can't wait to start workin again.. but most of all, cant wait to spark that haha, thanks to everyone who contributed to this post, ITS GREATLY APPRECIATED!!