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bjk204 · 02-21-2008, 01:16 PM

I have now passed 3 pre-employment piss tests for 3 different companies at 3 different testing labs,lol. The most recent was this morning, i had to take a pre-employment urinalysis for the U.S. Postal Service. Obviously I passed. They are a joke. The other 2 companies were Loomis Fargo(we carried guns) and Waste Management(good pay but garbage stinks).

SOLUTION: believe it or not synthetic urine. Quick Fix from Spectrum Labs.

All 3 times I just heated it in the microwave for ten seconds, and put it on my leg, i held it there with the elastic from a sock. They cant make you undress and you have complete privacy to pull it out and pour it in the cup. Same goes with D.O.T physicals and drug test. They by law cant make you undress before the piss test, so they send you in the bathroom with a cup and you are good to go. Just make sure that the thermometer on the bottle is above 90 degrees or they will know and you will be screwd. I sure hope this helps all you pre-employment people. Shit, I smoke daily, this is the way to go. Peace out fellow tokers, its 4:20 and I am getting lit.

02-21-2008, 01:16 PM	#10 (permalink)
bjk204 YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I passed 3 pre-employment piss tests I have now passed 3 pre-employment piss tests for 3 different companies at 3 different testing labs,lol. The most recent was this morning, i had to take a pre-employment urinalysis for the U.S. Postal Service. Obviously I passed. They are a joke. The other 2 companies were Loomis Fargo(we carried guns) and Waste Management(good pay but garbage stinks). SOLUTION: believe it or not synthetic urine. Quick Fix from Spectrum Labs. All 3 times I just heated it in the microwave for ten seconds, and put it on my leg, i held it there with the elastic from a sock. They cant make you undress and you have complete privacy to pull it out and pour it in the cup. Same goes with D.O.T physicals and drug test. They by law cant make you undress before the piss test, so they send you in the bathroom with a cup and you are good to go. Just make sure that the thermometer on the bottle is above 90 degrees or they will know and you will be screwd. I sure hope this helps all you pre-employment people. Shit, I smoke daily, this is the way to go. Peace out fellow tokers, its 4:20 and I am getting lit. Last edited by bjk204; 02-21-2008 at 01:19 PM.