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mamajama · 03-17-2008, 08:44 PM

I have a drug test Thursday. I just got called for this job and it pays 12 dollars an hour to sit on my ass. Very nice. Anyway, I smoked down on Sat night/Sun morning after abstaining for more than a month. Its been 30 hours right now. I started with a couple Niacin and a 5 hour energy that my sister told me to take. Then I had a bottle of cranberry juice and two huge glasses of ice water. Then I took a laxative and took a bath in epsom salts. I then drank a full glass of v8 juice. I haven't pooped yet. I am going to drink the whole bottle before Thursday. I also took 3 Lipovox which is sapposed to be a cleanser. Tomorrow I am going to the gym and sauna and donating plasma. Then I have my test Thursday. I am just going to take and drink a bunch of shit. Then I am going back to the gym and then to the plasma center Thursday before my test. The metabolite of THC hangs in your plasma. Any more suggestions? I refuse the expensive bottles of shit. I don't think they work anyway.

Then after my test I am going to smoke a bowl. I wanted to say that Brian Jonestown Massacre is a must have band for any respectable pot head

03-17-2008, 08:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
mamajama YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Michigan Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Brian Jonestown Massacre and my fucking drug test I have a drug test Thursday. I just got called for this job and it pays 12 dollars an hour to sit on my ass. Very nice. Anyway, I smoked down on Sat night/Sun morning after abstaining for more than a month. Its been 30 hours right now. I started with a couple Niacin and a 5 hour energy that my sister told me to take. Then I had a bottle of cranberry juice and two huge glasses of ice water. Then I took a laxative and took a bath in epsom salts. I then drank a full glass of v8 juice. I haven't pooped yet. I am going to drink the whole bottle before Thursday. I also took 3 Lipovox which is sapposed to be a cleanser. Tomorrow I am going to the gym and sauna and donating plasma. Then I have my test Thursday. I am just going to take and drink a bunch of shit. Then I am going back to the gym and then to the plasma center Thursday before my test. The metabolite of THC hangs in your plasma. Any more suggestions? I refuse the expensive bottles of shit. I don't think they work anyway. Then after my test I am going to smoke a bowl. I wanted to say that Brian Jonestown Massacre is a must have band for any respectable pot head