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Old 09-30-2008, 05:47 AM   #645 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by clos504 View Post
hi, just registered. Im a mild smoker but have a question. I took a urine test on Tuesday 9/23/08 and went in with synthetic urine. i put it under my sac but left the heater on it. !!!!DONT DO THIS!!!!!!!! i poured it into the cup not paying attention to the temp like a dumbass and it was over 100 degrees. They told me the temp was wrong and then i had to be monitored to pee. It was quite embarassing, i drank about 12 cups of water while i waited to pee again and tried to pee three times with a really big man standing behind me and i couldnt go. Finally after wasting four cups i got a bit to come out, but not enought. the next attemp i got it but that was all mine, no detox drink or anything. Its been almost a week and i havent heard anything...no mro called. is this bad or good?
well, if you know herb was in your system it's probably bad. I've heard stories of people miraculously passing piss tests WHILE stoned (yet they still had earlier tokes in their system) yet I wouldn't trust luck enough to try to be the next one to pull it off. If they have to call you in for a retest I recommend a whizzinator. Look it up on google. It's basically a dildo with a dick hole that ya rig into your underwear so even if somebody is standing there staring at you as you piss they wouldn't know you were cheating. I've never personally tried one so I can't guarantee it'd work but I think it'd be your best bet if they offer a retest.

Bottom line though dude, if you actually pissed in the cup they probably know you smoke ganja. In that situation I would have refused to do so, at least I'm not handing them concrete evidence that I'm doing "drugs" and sometimes, with a good enough excuse, you can reschedule it and live to piss another day.
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