Bombastic, knock-you-on-your-ass Pudding
Here's what you need for some really delicious pudding
1 pound of pudding
3 raw eggs
3 shots of Jack Daniels

2 cups of ketchup
3 tbsp. of Light Mayo
3 quarts of olive oil
1 tin of sardines.

1/4 oz of chopped stems
Mix everything except the stems together, cook it all in a crock pot, and then sprinkle the chopped up stems on top, just for fun. In 33 seconds, you'll be gone....

Enjoy!