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Originally Posted by Pharm Girl
What is the Lords position on 2012??
What seeith the Lord??
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Ah... The Lord feareth greatly 2012. Verily.
The Lord hath found that many of his children hath been born without brains, and are thereforeth easily misled by the evil ones. Eight years of this fear-mongering, this spreading of rumour regarding a mysterious figure named Al Kyder hiding under the beds, remindeth the Lord of a previous evil, that which was called "red baiting," and that which did almost destroy the Kingdom of Man.
The Lord is no deity, and therefore may not accurately predict the future... but the Lord seeth 2012 as dependeth entirely upon massive success between now and then, of the Lord's chosen Earthly representative: the Obama Child. Should the Obama Child not be able to spectacularly repair the horribly raped and abused Kingdom he hath inherited... might not the stupid ones rise up and force a leader of their own stupid choosing as replacement?
Might not the stupid ones fall prey to the words of one who speaketh as they themselves do, uh, you know... uh, stupidly?
Beware the AntiChrist! It liveth among us, it walketh the frozen Earth. It gathereth strength from the darkening skies, and it already possesseth a mighty army of the mighty brainless.
So sayeth the Lord! 2012: Beware the face of EVIL.
Oh... and I almost forgot: Peace & Love
J.H.C.