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Jesus H. Christ · 11-27-2008, 08:29 AM

The Lord started a new grow about four weeks ago and hath been so involved with finishing insulation, automatic watering and other fun stuff that he completely forgot to place a breeze fan in the Holy Groweth room.The Lord did notice only a few days ago that although all the children were in otherwise lovely health, their stems were spindly and weak, and did not appear to be getting much thicker than the width they initially came out of the soil with.

It was at this point the Lord didst smacketh himself in the forehead and curseth upon himself a mighty and vile oath. The Lord didst immediately taketh back from his dear wifey the little 8" oscillating fan the Lord doth normally use upon his teenage children. Within 24 hours there was a visible, very much noticeable difference in the thickness of the stems. Truly amazing, the veracity of this lovely weed, and the speedeth with which it recovereth from bunghole mistakes of the good farmer. The Lord is pleaseth!

The Lord wouldst gently remind thy Dear Mortal that indoor groweth is a most unnatural occurrence. Thy children canst only flourish in such artificial environment when the good farmer is able to deceive them into belief that they are as the mighty oaks and the stately firs of the forest; They must believeth that they are under the sun, and that the gentle breezes doth indeed blow upon them. Only thus shall their trunks becometh stout and strong.

So sayeth the Lord!

Peace & Love
J.H.C.

11-27-2008, 08:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Jesus H. Christ Secret Gardener Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Heaven Posts: 140 Thanks: 16 Thanked 41 Times in 31 Posts	The Lord started a new grow about four weeks ago and hath been so involved with finishing insulation, automatic watering and other fun stuff that he completely forgot to place a breeze fan in the Holy Groweth room.The Lord did notice only a few days ago that although all the children were in otherwise lovely health, their stems were spindly and weak, and did not appear to be getting much thicker than the width they initially came out of the soil with. It was at this point the Lord didst smacketh himself in the forehead and curseth upon himself a mighty and vile oath. The Lord didst immediately taketh back from his dear wifey the little 8" oscillating fan the Lord doth normally use upon his teenage children. Within 24 hours there was a visible, very much noticeable difference in the thickness of the stems. Truly amazing, the veracity of this lovely weed, and the speedeth with which it recovereth from bunghole mistakes of the good farmer. The Lord is pleaseth! The Lord wouldst gently remind thy Dear Mortal that indoor groweth is a most unnatural occurrence. Thy children canst only flourish in such artificial environment when the good farmer is able to deceive them into belief that they are as the mighty oaks and the stately firs of the forest; They must believeth that they are under the sun, and that the gentle breezes doth indeed blow upon them. Only thus shall their trunks becometh stout and strong. So sayeth the Lord! Peace & Love J.H.C. Last edited by Jesus H. Christ; 11-27-2008 at 08:33 AM.