03-11-2009, 02:50 PM
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OD'ing on sobriety
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Originally Posted by Weedsack_8f1
I think more needs to be said about the sex scene. WORST sex scene ever. I found myself looking for the remote so i could hit mute. Who the fuck decided that, that was a good song for a sex scene? On another note why did they decide to become "super" heros? Were there ever any "super" villains that needed to be fought? I found myself asking alot of really basic storyline questions on the way out of the theatre after this one. The only thing that is stopping me from calling this movie the complete piece of crap I thought it was is the little voice in my head that says "well maybe they explained that in the book" after every question I have.
Did anyone actually have "powers" besides Dr. Manhattan? Could he actually see his future? If so, why does he seem genuinely surprised by some things?
You know what, this movie was so bad I can only quantify it with a mathematical equation
Watchmen=
+ 2 and a half hours of "wait what the fuck is going on here"
+ A Blue cock every couple scenes (and yes I got the fact that he stopped wearing clothes as he became less human, it was really more the fact that they tried to not show it every now and then, but then BAM there it is again that made it weird because your always wondering "hmmm.. is there going to be a big blue cock in the next scene. I felt like I was a bathroom attendant in the smurf village always worrying "Oh god, I hope I dont see another blue cock today")
+ Worst musical score EVER (The placement of chessy 80's songs was just to much)
/ A couple reasonably good scenes.
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All of that does not add up, to a good movie.
But all of this is just what I thought, maybe you guys knew something about the movie that I didnt. But even if you totally disagree with everything I said, you have to agree that the sex scene on the ship with some weird ass bible story inspired song in the background just made me queasy.
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If you didn't understand it thats because your stupid. It was pretty easy to follow.
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