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Headshot · 03-25-2009, 03:23 PM

Ok... I had an interview today at 8:00 am. I walked in the door and there in bold letters was a sign that read: NEW APPLICANT DRUG SCREENING IS MANDATORY. Now I'm a long time smoker and kind bud is ~all~ I smoke. So the potency levels are high (no pun intended). I filled out the appropriate paperwork and afterward was given a slip to take to the testing facility just a mere two miles up the road for a 9:00 am screening. Thinking quickly I said my daughter is sick and my ex-wife who is a nurse is unable to get her from daycare, can you schedule it for a bit later. My new appointment was at 1:00 pm. I drove home, googled "how to beat a urine test" and read all 12 pages of postings here. I went to the local convenience store, bought three 32 oz. bottles of Gatorade (one lemon-lime and two orange). Drank an orange, refilled it with water and drank that too. Drank two cups of coffee. Drank the remaining two Gatorades. I pissed three maybe four times before I hit the road to make it to the testing place. Mind you... I drank all this between 10:00 am and 12:30 am. I walked in, filled out the paperwork being cheerful and polite and waited to be called and man-o-man did I have to piss. I was called back, made a comment about nothing to eat since I left the gym earlier (I do not work out) but a bottle of Gatorade and was given my cup. As directed by Capt. Murphy I began pissing, collected a sample after pissing for a few seconds, set my sample aside and finished pissing. It had a nice pale yellow color and smelled like piss too. Gave my sample to the nurse, finished the paperwork and left. It is now 5:15 pm and 30 minutes ago I got a call from the employer asking me if I can start the day after tomorrow.

Keep in mind again... I'm a daily smoker of high-powered shit. I'm 6' tall and weigh 200 lbs. I'm 40 years old and have been smoking regularly for years, many many years.

My piss looked and smelled right and was the right temperature and I had a little over 3 hours to get prepared. Three 32 oz Gatorades cost me $7.00.

There is NO GUARANTEE WHATSOEVER of passing a drug test except for long term abstinence. However Capt. Murphy's technique worked for me with only three hours to prepare.

Good luck and be cool.

03-25-2009, 03:23 PM	#403 (permalink)
Headshot YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ok... I had an interview today at 8:00 am. I walked in the door and there in bold letters was a sign that read: NEW APPLICANT DRUG SCREENING IS MANDATORY. Now I'm a long time smoker and kind bud is ~all~ I smoke. So the potency levels are high (no pun intended). I filled out the appropriate paperwork and afterward was given a slip to take to the testing facility just a mere two miles up the road for a 9:00 am screening. Thinking quickly I said my daughter is sick and my ex-wife who is a nurse is unable to get her from daycare, can you schedule it for a bit later. My new appointment was at 1:00 pm. I drove home, googled "how to beat a urine test" and read all 12 pages of postings here. I went to the local convenience store, bought three 32 oz. bottles of Gatorade (one lemon-lime and two orange). Drank an orange, refilled it with water and drank that too. Drank two cups of coffee. Drank the remaining two Gatorades. I pissed three maybe four times before I hit the road to make it to the testing place. Mind you... I drank all this between 10:00 am and 12:30 am. I walked in, filled out the paperwork being cheerful and polite and waited to be called and man-o-man did I have to piss. I was called back, made a comment about nothing to eat since I left the gym earlier (I do not work out) but a bottle of Gatorade and was given my cup. As directed by Capt. Murphy I began pissing, collected a sample after pissing for a few seconds, set my sample aside and finished pissing. It had a nice pale yellow color and smelled like piss too. Gave my sample to the nurse, finished the paperwork and left. It is now 5:15 pm and 30 minutes ago I got a call from the employer asking me if I can start the day after tomorrow. Keep in mind again... I'm a daily smoker of high-powered shit. I'm 6' tall and weigh 200 lbs. I'm 40 years old and have been smoking regularly for years, many many years. My piss looked and smelled right and was the right temperature and I had a little over 3 hours to get prepared. Three 32 oz Gatorades cost me $7.00. There is NO GUARANTEE WHATSOEVER of passing a drug test except for long term abstinence. However Capt. Murphy's technique worked for me with only three hours to prepare. Good luck and be cool.