I've always wanted to use a lot of oil.. something about being all greased up while going at it...
There's also the one about me having sex with this girl when I worked at Boston Pizza... There was always that sexual tension going on but I was still young and too shy to capitalize (she was older as well), but I'd just imagine her going in the walk in fridge to grab something and me just following behind her and and slowly grabbing her from behind, and then her leaning back and doing her own grabbing. The result slowly builds up to wild animal sex with both of us sweating and steamy as hell even though we're in a fridge.
Hmmmm, yeaahh...
