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Sir-Ex · 06-06-2009, 02:07 AM

It makes total sense if you've ever been to the UK. Down there you don't just go up to a dealer, get your weed and be happy with it. There it's like an open market and everyone's trying to sell their product. You walk up to a dealer in London and it's like, 'oh yah you want some grass yeah? how much you want mate?'
and right there you've alerted every dealer around - I think something like 1 in 10 are dealers in the UK - so suddenly it's like
'oy, you buying gov? Fuck this bloke, my stuffs so crystally it sparkles.'
'fucking cockney prick whynt ya go piss off yeh fucking cunt!'
'oy fACK you yeh shit eating cockless bastard.'
'where the fuck did he come from!?'
'fuck yeh english weed! This ere scotch haze'll do the trick! Just LOOK AT em CRYSTALS!'

So what the fuck do you do? You buy the crystallier stuff from the scottish guy. 150 million people on a little island man. Competition's tight.

06-06-2009, 02:07 AM	#25 (permalink)
Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 10,463 Thanks: 1,411 Thanked 3,127 Times in 1,871 Posts	It makes total sense if you've ever been to the UK. Down there you don't just go up to a dealer, get your weed and be happy with it. There it's like an open market and everyone's trying to sell their product. You walk up to a dealer in London and it's like, 'oh yah you want some grass yeah? how much you want mate?' and right there you've alerted every dealer around - I think something like 1 in 10 are dealers in the UK - so suddenly it's like 'oy, you buying gov? Fuck this bloke, my stuffs so crystally it sparkles.' 'fucking cockney prick whynt ya go piss off yeh fucking cunt!' 'oy fACK you yeh shit eating cockless bastard.' 'where the fuck did he come from!?' 'fuck yeh english weed! This ere scotch haze'll do the trick! Just LOOK AT em CRYSTALS!' So what the fuck do you do? You buy the crystallier stuff from the scottish guy. 150 million people on a little island man. Competition's tight. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!