The nastiest thing ive
seen someone drink was...
a warm,1/4 of a 32oz miller high life, containing 3 large loogies, 3 cigarette butts, 3 matches, ashes and probably some trash
Dude wanted a beer bad... he acted like nothing happened after he drank it, but he knew... oh he knew.... he got up out of his chair and went to the bathroom, while he was gone we saw a fresh brown stain on the chair, he came back 10 minutes, wet, later looking like he had just pissed all over himself and wanted everyone to go drink and walk with him outside... when we got outside my homie noticed a fat tear on the back of his pants and you could see dudes balls hanging... we walked to the store with him to get some more beer and told him about the tear, the stain, the piss and the beer when we got back LOL

havent seen the guy since then