I guess no one is taking advantage of this sad situation.
So I'll take it upon my self.
Top Ten Signs Mayfield was on Drugs
10. Had to race with his mother-in-law's station wagon after he sold his stock car.
9. His stock car's rear view monitor plays only porno during the race.
8. He started hanging out with Whitney and Bobbi.
7. Keep thinking the pace car is an undercover cop.
6. His home and his pit trailer are one and the same.
5. His pit crew are all biker mechanics.
4. Let's his son steer on his lap during the race.
3. Keep asking the other drivers when the concert starts.
2. His helmet and race suit weights more than him.
and the number one sign Mayfield was on drugs...
1. All those other times they caught him doing drugs.
