Elizabeth Dole stood up on a soap box near the Mexican border and said if elected president she would stop all illegal drugs in the U.S.S.A. This prompted me to call the local chapter of the Republican Party and ask some questions.
I asked the gent on the other end if Elizabeth Dole planned to stop the C.I.A. from importing illicit drugs into the U.S. with no fear of arrest. The gent replied that there is no proof that the C.I.A. does that. I told him there is no proof that the C.I.A. does anything.
I then asked him since Amerikaan tobacco kills more people in Columbia than Columbian cocaine kills in Amerikaa, if the Republican Party would support the Columbian Government bringing their planes up here and spraying Round-Up on the tobacco fields. He immediately said" This conversation is over." and hung up. :finger:
