I went to the atm the other day, and there was a receipt hanging out of the machine. I took it out to make room for my receipt, and then looked at it because I'm a nosy bastard. It said "Available balance- $18,000". And then I became a jealous bastard.
To answer the question, I have a little bit of money in savings. And I have some stock that is worth a little over a grand. But once you take my student loan into account, I'm negative. So yeah, fuck me and my desire to be edumacated..
