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Originally Posted by Mescalito
the internet
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Life is like the Internet. It's touted as the greatest creation of all time, yet is wasted on procrastination, argumentation, and excess porn consumption.
Life is like a toilet seat cover. Flimsy, temporary, but essential.
Life is like a woman. It's a total mystery that gets your hopes up again and again, only to leave you frustrated, misunderstood, and ultimately, broke.
The Rev