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**mothernature** · 06-22-2009, 03:24 AM

I had my car ripped 3 times in the same year. The cops thought it was the same kids each time. The last time they stabbed the seat with a screwdriver about 50-60 times. I guess they were bored. After I got it back (the 3rd time), they actually came to over and hung out on the corner and were eye-balling my car. I wanted to run them all down.
I guess they decided that they weren't getting through he logging chain I had chaining the car to a tree.
I went on my porch and stared at them real hard, one by one. Like a was memorizing their faces. That's all I could think of, at the moment.

The first thing I would do is talk to the silent girls parents (if they live there). Most parents would want to know if their kid is hanging with auto thieves. The next thing I would do is talk to her myself. I would tell her you won't press charges against her, if she helps to recover your stuff. ALL your stuff. She is an accessory in the eyes of the law. The fact that she is lying, makes you know that she knows something.

Then, if that doesn't work, I would tell her, privately with no witnesses, that if you have no car, she will have no car. Then make it happen. She chose to involve herself, when she chose to protect the dudes. I would make it real clear to her, that she helped those guys steal your car. She can suffer the consequences for all, or fork over the names.

You can put something in her car, then call the cops and tell them that the item was originally in your car, before it was stolen.

Personally, I think that because the whole thing happened because you had to take a shit, I would just spread shit all over her car. Her door knobs. Her mail box. Her cat.

When you see her out there cleaning it up, I would wander over and talk about how it's a shame that the crime in the neighborhood has just skyrocketed and how it would be such a good thing for neighbor's to take care of each other, yada, yada, yada. Then tell her how bad the shit stinks and how it will probably really get bad when summer hits and it really gets hot.

Now doing this, you could always start an even bigger battle. That would be your choice.

06-22-2009, 03:24 AM	#35 (permalink)
mothernature ancientbongmaster Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,231 Thanks: 1,194 Thanked 807 Times in 487 Posts	I had my car ripped 3 times in the same year. The cops thought it was the same kids each time. The last time they stabbed the seat with a screwdriver about 50-60 times. I guess they were bored. After I got it back (the 3rd time), they actually came to over and hung out on the corner and were eye-balling my car. I wanted to run them all down. I guess they decided that they weren't getting through he logging chain I had chaining the car to a tree. I went on my porch and stared at them real hard, one by one. Like a was memorizing their faces. That's all I could think of, at the moment. The first thing I would do is talk to the silent girls parents (if they live there). Most parents would want to know if their kid is hanging with auto thieves. The next thing I would do is talk to her myself. I would tell her you won't press charges against her, if she helps to recover your stuff. ALL your stuff. She is an accessory in the eyes of the law. The fact that she is lying, makes you know that she knows something. Then, if that doesn't work, I would tell her, privately with no witnesses, that if you have no car, she will have no car. Then make it happen. She chose to involve herself, when she chose to protect the dudes. I would make it real clear to her, that she helped those guys steal your car. She can suffer the consequences for all, or fork over the names. You can put something in her car, then call the cops and tell them that the item was originally in your car, before it was stolen. Personally, I think that because the whole thing happened because you had to take a shit, I would just spread shit all over her car. Her door knobs. Her mail box. Her cat. When you see her out there cleaning it up, I would wander over and talk about how it's a shame that the crime in the neighborhood has just skyrocketed and how it would be such a good thing for neighbor's to take care of each other, yada, yada, yada. Then tell her how bad the shit stinks and how it will probably really get bad when summer hits and it really gets hot. Now doing this, you could always start an even bigger battle. That would be your choice.