Legen...dary!

i was at the bus stop with my friend and we saw this port-a-john that was much bigger than me (he looked like he had about 100 cubic feet), anyway when he looked over at us my friend asked him what he was looking at and he was like hey man, come shit in me... i said hey that sounds like a great idea i gotta shit real bad and walked over to him and opened his door. my friend said you can do it man. so when i bent down to Geeno i pushed hard, but it wouldn't come out then i pushed and pushed so hard and it finally came out and when went to wipe my ass the paper was red and it looked like my ass was pissing out blood.

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