Originally Posted by ProfessorMurder

Military men who attempt to kill goats by staring at them?


I'm sorry, I need hard proof documentation, in triplicate,
notorized video and audio, the goat, the man who killed the goat by starring at it,
his superior officer, his subordinate, two of his childhood friends to vouche for his sanity,
and President Obama to hand me the evidence in question.