hahahaa....I dont think Jesus get's pissed...HE GETS EVEN....
But nah. I'm totally down with Jesus man. He's my homie. He's passed out on my floor right now, I drew a weiner on his forhead

. But seriously I don't mean to demean the validity of Yaweh or whatever. My spirituality rests mostly on Christianity. But I just don't buy that #1 Everything in the bible is accurate #2 Everything in the bible was meant to be taken literally or #3 That Jesus was the one and only human with a message of truth. I find it retarded that fundamentalists think that Christianity is 100% correct, and all other religions are the work of satan and false idols. There has to be a middle ground between faith and logic.