scottishbastard

Ok...So...since everyone knows that the zombies are on their way any day now, I really think it's time to form some sort of militia. Otherwise this is what we're in for: On the riz dudes. We gotta get some guns and some land mines and find some people from the IRA or some Muslim extremist group to help us rig zombie traps and teach us how to make shrapnel pipebombs.
And we'll probably need a crucifix, some garlic, and a silver bullet or three...Even though that's not text book anti zombie gear, I think one of those must do something...Or maybe we can throw some water on them or feed them after midnight.
So yeah...Zombies man...Who's comin' with me? I said...Who's comin with me?

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats