I wanted to call this the Funniest Racial Slur thread (inspired by MiB and Veda's recent threads) but I wanted to open it up so that we could hear the fucked up shit gays call straights, women call men, whites call blacks, Bears fans call Cowboy fans, whatever.
Bigotry is two things, after all: it is ugly hatred and closed mindedness, sure, but it is often also funny (as are many of the creations of the under-cooked brain). So, post away.
Personally, my favorite slur is "Garboonus" for black people. "Garboonuses" for plural. Probably because I have no idea what meaning it could possibly have, yet it is recognizable as a racial slur immediately.
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