Life lessons from youth
My mother bought this home from work this morning ... Laughed my balls off, so figured Id share ...
Great truths that little children have learned:
1) No matter how hard you try you can't baptize cats
2) When your mom is mad at dad, don't let her brush your hair
3) If your sister hits you don't hit her back, they always catch the second person
4) Never ask your 3 year old brother to hold a tomato
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair
7) Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time
8) You can't hide a piece of brocolli in a glass of milk
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be if your sad is Grandpas lap
Enjoy .... and add more if you got 'em.
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"In most gardens they make the beds too soft - so that the flowers are always asleep" - Tiger Lily
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