Originally Posted by Aurora

so basically it's a collar you attach to a potentially dangerous animal (squirrel, leopard) and via remote control it instantly injects seditives in emergency situations. like if your pet jaguar trys to eat your daughters face when she attempts to give it a butterfly kiss on the cheek. well i guess her face would get eaten anyway but obviously you'd have rules and shit so your daughter wouldnt do something that retarded. (unless youre kishar.) That would make owning a bear that much more realistic because of the safetiness this great invention.

please don't steal my invention idea.
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Originally Posted by Mercury

Every gay man I've ever known would love nothing more than to get butt raped without warning.
Seriously, if I wanted to I could just throw the next gay guy I come across right up against a wall and give him an anal assault and he wouldn't complain one bit.