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About the police invisibility, I was just being obtuse. From my experience, police are not very intelligent or observant people. Give them something they don't recognize as relevant to them, and reality just passes them by. So sitting there putting something to your mouth they don't recognize makes one 'invisible'. Probably not, in reality. But hey -
If we get this thing figured out and it has any virtue, we could make it look like a pickle! Or even worse - I've used this on police before, the fact that anything remotely gay makes them so twitchy. A young straight friend and I were sitting by the Willamette River last summer, smoking a pipe, when some bike cops came into view. They saw us and started to peddle our way when I told my friend to give me his hand. As the pigs approached, he snuggled into me as I held his hand. Piggies just kept on going, they didn't want to have a *thing* to do with us. Amazing but true. If folks are going to wander around with minds that small, one might as well take advantage.
So we could REALLY disguise this thing - and the testicles could be storage areas for more kindness!
Hey, it's just a thought. Just a filthy, filthy thought . . .
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