kitch

All Americans carry guns at all times, ussually six-shooters which we fire into the air when we're excited

ever since 1812 we take turns patrolling the eastern seaboard in case the British try to retake the 'colonies'

when Katrina hit, we all sat around watching TV and saying 'wow, some one else should do something about this'

The little known 1839th amendment to the constitution states that American beer must be made of only rice and horse piss

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