High!
My name is Bud, and I like to use marijuana on a regular basis. I'm in upper management at a medium size corporation, and I'm quite successful. I have been a pot smoker for 25 years with no problems except for those holier than thou types who think everything's a sin. Never any health problems, I stay in shape, and I am a marijuana rights activist. I'm here because it's time for me to join a community that accepts my use of marijuana without judging me for it. Legalization will happen in my lifetime.
Gotta go have a toke,
Bud