The church of Satan sounds kinda light weight. I was expecting commandments more like, "If a woman doth offend thee, put it in her pooper" or "For amusement, thou shalt strike the faces of animals and small children" etc. And what's the fascination with the word "Lair"? Sounds like a church for trailer rednecks who actually think that women are turned on by their shotgun and bowie knife collections.
The Rev