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Old 08-06-2009, 08:02 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Fuck you History channel

For the past 9 years of my life, I have put my faith in you to offer the best in educational entertainment in the form of documentaries and all things good (of that nature).

Unfortunately, every time I try to watch the history channel, it's always some bogus reality television bullshit. I usually only watch television at night, probably around 9pm to 11pm. Instead of having decent shows, it's all fucking reality television. Ice road truckers, axe men, they both suck balls. I don't care how daunting a task it may be, it's fucking dumb. Let Fox and all the other channels pay attention to pop culture, History channel is not the place. They aren't even riveting. The show is all about people doing boring shit, with tense sounding music to make it appear to be really dangerous.

The show that's really getting on my fucking nerves is "pawn stars". It's a show about some big time pawn shop run by some ignorant douchebags who couldn't run a fucking Toyota properly.

I don't really like watching shows that don't offer me much of anything. Sitcoms are alright every once in a while, but for the most part television programming is all shit. I will usually watch the military channel, but the programming is sporadic, really hit or miss.

It really, really sucks when I log off the computer at 9:30 to watch something intellegent, just to find 300 channels of nothing. Even the free on demand is absolute shit. They always advertise about having thousands of hours of free programming, but it's also bullshit. The on demand crap the have is simply programming for the sake of saying they have free programming.

ahh just fuck it.
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