These are the things I would do if I had a day to hang out with each of the past and present u.s. Presidents:
Barack Obama - Go to a Drake and Lil' Wayne concert, smoke a few blunts, then go get some hookers.
George W. Bush - Cruise to the local poolhall drinking jack daniels on the way. Play some games of pool, drink beer, snort some lines and watch Bush Jr. do drunken handstands and backflips (you know he has crazy party trick skills!)...and get some hookers.
Bill Clinton - Go to a jazz club and smoke a few joints (and remind him not to inhale), then totally go get some hookers!
George Bush sr. - Dare him to throw up on some random Asian guy, ask him if I can choose the next random middle eastern country to fuck with, get a hooker, help George bury hooker in the desert.
Ronald Reagan - Kill myself...Get a hooker.
Jimmy Carter - Go to a mountain top and watch out for UFO's (and get some extraterrestrial hookers).
Richard Nixon - Tap a hooker's phoneline.
JFK - Convince him to let me bang Marilyn Monroe, get drunk, kill some hookers.
Herbert Hoover - Let the hooker kill him.