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hahaha...I'm sorry. I don't mean to insult anybody, but you guys have some funny ass music selections.
R kelley just makes me think of pedophilia and Batman Returns...
Marvin Gaye would have been cool to fuck to in the 70s...but now it's a little silly.
Eisley brothers and earth wind and fire...Maybe if I had a big ol' afro and some cocaine.
NIN "closer" - that's just like a creepy industrial rape song. ("Hey baby, let's put on some skinny puppy and fuck like animals")
Daft punk - I want to try fucking in time to "all around the world"..."Harder, faster, better, stronger" would be kinda gross to fuck to though.
Dave matthews band - If I listened to this shit when I was trying to have sex, I'd probably have to take like 7 viagras to fight the massive urge my dick has to retreat into my body.
Tool - Maybe? That one kinda caught me off guard.
Damien Rice - I've somehow avoided ever hearing this guy, but as a rule I don't trust anyone with a starch last name....Billy Corn...Dylan Potato...
D'Angelo - Yeah...That's exactly what I like to hear when I'm naked...a giant black man with corn rows singing....It's the closest you can get to prison rape without the prison or the rape.
Aaliyah - Alright now that's a good one...Even though it's kind of creepy to fuck to a dead chick singing.
Well..I think Vanilla has the best selections...Minus D'angelo....Even though I like your selections of music...Wouldn't having sex to brian eno be a little offputting?
I'd probably have to pick stuff like method man, josh david, sublime etc...But for like...real sex (i.e. "making luuuv")...Maybe codeine, older radiohead, sunny day real estate....
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No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
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And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low
Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty
- the mountain goats
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