The SARS Volta

This can be yahooka's half-assed answer to urban dictionary. The herbin’ dictionary, if you will. Share original words/phrases, and/or post classic yahookanisms (i.e. "let us call you, then"). Does not necessarily have to relate to marijuana.

My contributions
1. mascara massacre-the disaster which is produced when a drunk girl at a party starts crying hysterically and her face is thereby streaked with eye makeup.

2. brohammed-like 'broseph', but a more islamic alternative.

3. ho-mophobia-the condition of harboring a fear or bias against hos. however, no yahookans have been diagnosed with this as of yet.

4. gaycist- the replacement word for the original meaning of 'homophobia’, to avoid confusion.

5. whorange- the color one turns when too much artificial tanning products are used.

6. “I’m gay”- in reference to polls, this option is equivalent to “I plead the fifth” or “I don’t know”. This applies to any and every poll.

7. “Nigga went to _____ college”- the response a Yahookan gets when they contribute significant information to a thread/topic, courtesy of Weedwax.

8. Lemons – the legendary Yahooka threadstory of a loose bladder.

9. North of Sanity – (“oh damn, I heard he pulled a NoS”) to physically strike your girlfriend or wife (AKA your property).


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