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Old 08-14-2009, 09:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
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IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE CHRIST our GRAND ILLUSION

first off

let me apologize for the all caps. the older folk and the news tell me it means i'm yelling. i'm not yelling.

but i am mad.

about what?

today my beef is with the renaissance. yes that highly praised period in human history ... innovation ... art ... and glass ceilings.

you see ... the reason i'm sitting here right now in my office is a result of those bastards. the reason i'm typing on this forum is a result of the dark ages.

don't get me wrong ... i love technology. we're not happy anymore though. the shiny red button can only distract this monkey for so long, and after that i'll hit the vines again, swing swing swing.

we think we're happy ... but we're not. i think that i'm happy, but i know i'm not ... and goddam if the rest of humanity says that's okay.

it happens

shit happens

happens to everyone

no, no it really doesn't. it doesn't just happen. something caused it to happen, and that something is probably something that someone else created somewhere that is powerful enough to influence the way you walk through a grocery store.

remember the dark ages?

me neither

i heard about it though. something somewhere informed me about it. i dunno if it really happened, and i'm not really concerned. the stories behind it are powerful though, or at least i think they are.


ya you're pissed, we're all pissed. luckily we're medicated enough to thrive in such an environment. who the hell gave other people the power to decide what we do with our short time on earth ... go to a mirror, you're lookin right at em. we let this happen.


wants and needs ya'all

geddy lee makes me feel weird. it's like ... ehhh ummm.

his voice makes me want to ride a unicorn through hell.
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