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i'm waiting on pages upon pages of excel files that will take me days to sift through. from that data i will make sense of your shopping habits. i'm going to break all of you down into numbers and graphs.
how does that make you feel?
i know
i'm a traitor
couple months down the road i may be the reason you bought something that you really never needed.
weird isn't it.
just think of all that work that went into that bowl of cereal you're eating, and you can still buy it for about 4 bux.
formulas
ingredients sourcing
production
packaging
graphic design
sales
marketing
distribution
4 bux doesn't sound so bad now does it
i was really thinking about this one saturday morning. i was still drunk from the night before, and i had smoked a ton. i then wanted some mcdonalds breakfast ... sausage, egg, and cheese biscuit.
the cow, born, bred, sent to the slaughterhouse, packed with preservatives and spices that are sourced from all over the globe. the cheese, from the cow (or so we've been told), more preservatives, methods to making yellow cheese, packaging, commodities. biscuit, butter, a ton of those sourced ingredients. each one of those took a company of many people years to develop and master.
and guess what
they didn't know i was coming. they may have fit me into some forecast but they weren't sure.
they gave me this nasty breakfast ... all for around 2 dollars.
fuck magicians man ... fuck em.
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