Originally Posted by stonerkid

well him and this other dude johnny where at this beach to surf but marko was slowly loosing it up until then, like in the car on the way there he was like taking of his clothes and shit. well the get to the water and there chillin on there boards and marko says to johnny "dude my mom called! theres a tsunami coming from korea!" and strips of his clothes ditches his board and starts swimmin out to sea! then johnny swims back in with both boards and is all flippin out on the beach and somehow the rescue copter gets called and the pluck him outta the bay and dump him back on the beach but naked

Originally Posted by The SARS Volta

you're my ideal girl too, osirus

Originally Posted by Mя. Gяiєvєs

wake up, call some girl you know, give her the sob story, get some and get fed... it surprisingly works more often than you would think... its the whole motherly instinct thing...